Shared trauma, gamified — the caller reads phrases from your card while you dab what you’ve lived. Pick a card size (difficulty): bigger grids earn higher point multipliers. Lines, full house, chaos, and bonuses when you match the live call.
Under half a minute if you’re brisk on a small card — longer on marathon 7×7. Each deal fills your grid from a phrase pool (more squares on harder cards) and rolls chaos 1–10 for scoring flair.
Card size & scoring
Easier grids use lower multipliers; marathon mode pays more per line and full house.
- The caller reads phrases that appear somewhere on your card — dab within the timer for bonus points, miss it and they roll on. Next call skips (still spins).
- Line: complete any row, column, or diagonal (the free ★ counts as already dabbed). Each line scores once; multipliers rise on larger cards.
- Full house: dab every phrase square on your card — the whole grid — not only one line — for the full-house bonus.
- Rare squares add a little extra when you dab them · Speed bonus: full house within 30 seconds of your first tap (amount scales with difficulty)
- Chaos multiplier spices line and full-house points — check the chaos badge
Score 0 · Lines 0
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Find that phrase on your card — each call lasts only a few seconds, then the caller moves on.
New Tutor
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Lines completed: 0
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